Friday, July 15, 2005

TRAVIS, BETH, ADESINA! GREAT NEWS GUYS!

Good News Guys!!!!!!

As part of character study I managed to arrange a meeting with an actual serial killer! His name is Lou Skiz and he just got out of the Phoenix Federal Correctional Facility. Just to give you some background information on him; Lou was responsible for 15 reported murders of both young men and women between the ages of 15 to 26.

The FBI file states that 6 of the bodies were never found. However, Lou claims to have killed many more of which he has failed to cooperate with authorities to locate them. Lou was released from prison upon wining an appeal stating that he was mentally insane at the time of the murders. His attorney Jay B. Crook, Esq., presented evidence to the jury that it was Lou's talking hamster (Satan, Jr.) that drove him crazy and pushed him to commit the murders. Since then Lou has undergone rehabilitation and from what I understand he is now a born again Christian. Since Lou is volunteering his time I took the liberty of giving him your names, addresses, photos and social security numbers. Lou has asked that you guys meet him next Friday the 13th, at 12:00 midnight in the basement of his shack deep in the secluded wooded areas of Long Island. Lou's only condition for assisting us on this production is that you three come alone and not tell any of your friends or family members where you will be that night. Unfortunately, I will not be able to accompany you as I have to wash my hair that evening.

Oh, and if it is not too much trouble he would like you guys to stop by the local supermarket to pick up some large plastic garbage bags and a shovel. I'll get back to you with the exact location of his place. Lou is a very private individual and this is truly a golden opportunity to get first hand knowledge of how a serial killer thinks. Take care.

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